Coroner's Inquest

So I slept in this morning and it was FABULOUS!  When I finally did wake up at the crack of 9:30, I stretched luxuriously and paused to think about what I needed to accomplish in the day ahead.  

"Hmm, need to do some laundry, vacuuming, should go wash the car, yeah I should really go wash the MERCURY CAUSE I AM GONNA DRIVE IT TO DERBY TONIGHT!  HOT DAMN IT'S DERRBY DAY!"

I don't get to drive my beloved car too often cause it takes too much damn fossil fuel.  It has a big old 390 with a 4 barrel carb and really needs a rebuild on the engine but it runs no matter what.  Seriously, nothing will take down this car.  She is the toughest bitch on the road.  She represents everything I love about The Heathers in car form and as one more way of giving good juju I am going to drive her to the bout tonight (also because I LOVE HER and she needs a night out.)  So my fellow cadavers, look for my big pink monster in the lot and feel free to rub her fender for good luck.