Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Nurse's Orders


Photo by Delusional Photography

One cannot revere Nurse Ratched enough, if only because she always knows exactly what we should do. Her orders for Saturday:

Here is my message to Cadavers for the bout:

1) Keep it LOUD!!!

2) Obey Nurse Ratched's instructions. If she says "Stand and yell!!" then you better stand and yell!!

3) Be prepared to lose your voice and quite possibly your mind.

4) There will be special treats (provided by MercGirl) for those who are the loudest.

5) NO MERCY!!!!

That is all. Nurse Ratched eagerly awaits hanging out in the Ice Box with the Cadavers.

6 comments:

Kanna said...

I promise to willfully obey all orders from the Nurse!

Miss Conduct PDX said...

OMG! I just totally got chills.

Who remembers the 2006 championship bout when the Ice Box totally drowned out the announcers?! That was the most amazing thing I have ever witnessed!

Think y'all could do it again?

WMC

The Coroner said...

miss_conduct_pdx said:

Who remembers the 2006 championship bout when the Ice Box totally drowned out the announcers?! That was the most amazing thing I have ever witnessed!

I sure do. That was the beginning of the slow, minor-key "Heathers" chant, if I recall correctly. That chant rains doom down on all opponents.

Noz said...

Coroner, your memory serves you well.

Rocko and some dude were holding up the show by making announcements before letting the final period start. A beacon of light pierced threw the old timbers of hall C, and shown on a lone drunk Cadaver. The rest is history...

Noz...out

the_mad_nader said...

Nurse ALWAYS knows what's good for you, so do what she says!

Btw, I wonder if guys in this video were singing about Nurse Ratched?

Mercgirl said...

The Nurses orders MUST be obeyed!