The Docket

Viagrrra Falls laps the pack yet again, as Fire Crotch menaces November Pain (actually, it looks as though those two are having a nice chat). - photo by Steve Price.

Here's the doin's:

7/19 - Wheels of Justice (Portland, Oregon's nationally ranked travel team) vs Philadelphia's Liberty Belles in Philadelphia.

Heathers on the Wheels of Justice, vying to qualify for Nationals, to be held right here in Portland in November 2008: Vominatrix, Fire Crotch, Goodie Two Skates & Scratcher in the Eye.

7/19 - Isabell Ringer, hot on the heels of her two golds at the Oregon Games last weekend, will be blazing past the standers-by at Quad Nationals (speed skating in quads), in Lincoln, NE. Her competition starts at 5:30 a.m. Ouch. But the link above promises some live video. We must investigate.

7/19 - Rhoda Killer gets hitched.

7/20 - Ringer's birthday. Neil Armstrong moonwalk anniversary.

7/26 - Emerald City Roller Girls bout in Eugene - Ringer will be there helping the Church of Sk8tin on their bench. They go up against Rainy City (Washington start-up league with some former members of the Oly Rollers).

8/2 - Flugtag - Visit The Funky 4 Plus 1 More's website, make a donation to the Sherie Hildreth Ovarian Cancer Foundation, get thine behind down to the banks of the Willamette this day as Teq "Kill" Ya, Sol Train, No Namey, the esteemed Rectifier of High Rollers fame, and their minion Kevlar Reinforcement launch a giant roller-skate-shaped craft, piloted by noble Sol Train, into the murk of the river. We hope Sol Train has had all of her shots.

7/30-8/3 - Rollercon. Big annual event. Loads of Heathers going. Jam out with your clam out, as the young people say nowadays. Keep a journal. Upload incriminating video.