Axles of Annihilation in Cali

Battle for the Coast starts tomorrow, Saturday May 1, 2010.

Said Battle is a roller derby tournament in Ventura, California, where Perry Mason creator Erle Stanley Gardner had a law practice and did much of his early writing. Incredible, I know.

Live Coverage at DNN, starts Saturday morning at 11. Apparently, AOA is scheduled to compete at 3:30 and 6:45 p.m. on the first day.

DNN says one thing about the Axles' roster, and the Axles' Facebook Page says quite another, but we'll go with what the Axles tell us:

Heidi Go Seek-Captain
Viagrrra Falls-Captain
Butcher Block
Domesticated Violence
Fire Crotch
Goodie Twoskates
Punchkin
Shove Me Tender
Twat Rocket
Viva Vendetta

Guest skaters:
Sol Train
Smack-ya Sideways - UPDATE - Smackya out due to injury. Feel better!
Boxcar Bethy
Texine

Speed Bump and French Tickler doing bench support.

Go, Sports Team!