Thursday, February 12, 2009

Don't Expect a St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Graphic by George

Sure the Heathers vanquished all foes in the season opener, and the Betties crumbled against each team they were up against, but don't roll into the Oaks Park Hangar Saturday night expecting the top-seeded Heathers to demolish the Betties.

We've been hearing murmurs from the practice shed that the Betties we will be seeing on February 14 won't necessarily be the same team we saw in January, one big possible surprise being the return of D Konstructor to the Betties' already strong jammer squad.

As for the Heartless Heathers, they continue to refine their strategies and build their team cohesiveness, factors that proved so impressive and powerful in their 2008 championship and in 2009's debut bout.

But neither they nor their fans can afford to be complacent. This may just be a tough bout.


George said...

I don’t know. I’d have to respectfully disagree. I mean, the Betties are so desperate that they drafted Chestnutz, for crying out loud! Although I hope that you’re correct, just for the sake of seeing a good bout. But I’m having a hard time not being complacent at this point in time. Complacent or not though, I’m still printing up some custom signs and will be screaming my Heather loving ass off on Saturday!!! Happy Valentine's Day Heathers!

The Coroner said...

Oh, you don't have to be respectful when you disagree on my account, but it is appreciated.

See you there!

Ringer said...

I am looking forward to the MASSACRE!