Monday, September 13, 2010

Scratcher retires from the Heathers

Via Facebook, we have learned that Scratcher in the Eye retired from the Heartless Heathers last night, bringing to a close an amazing career. Given her performance last year, it's impossible to pretend that her exit won't be somewhat of a blow to the Heathers' 2011 prospects (though knowing our Heathers, their No Heather Left Behind tradition, and their depth of talent, we're not getting all super-pouty just yet).

Fortunately for us all, Scratch will be continuing with the Wheels of Justice.

We had the pleasure of interviewing this formidable athlete a couple years back, and are enjoying revisiting that discussion and remembering her time as a Heartless Heather.

Thanks for the memories, Scratcher!

In far less earth-shattering retirement news, The Coroner has come out of retirement and is delighted to be sharing space with George and JeLLyPiG.

1 comment:

George said...

This is truly sad news indeed. You will be sorely missed, Scratcher. You are, without a doubt, one of the greats. I now, more than ever, look forward to seeing you skate at Regionals.

I will be wearing a black armband for the next week in your honor. Heathers Por Vida!

On a brighter note, I want to say welcome back Coroner! You presence is going to make the 2011 season that much more awesome!!!